I love Britney Spears. And the way she presented to Letterman her top ten ways the country would be different if she were the President really amused me. Below is her list:
- 10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
- 9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
- 8. Free pie for everybody.
- 7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
- 6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy."
- 5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
- 4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
- 3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
- 2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
- 1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
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